Have you bought your copy of DO YOU WANT TO PLAY WITH MY BALLS? yet?

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Do You Want To Play With My Box?

Do You Want To Play With My Box? is the  sequel to DYWTPWMB? with all the laughter and pun filled hilarity as before. A shout-out to the girls, and the perfect pair to your collection!

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Do You Want To Play With My Balls?

Do You Want To play With My Balls? is the children's book for adults that started it all.  This beautiful 6" x 6" hardcover includes amazing art, a touching story, and hilarious puns about balls! 

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Holy F**cking Matrimony: the ABC's of Marriage

Holy F**cking Matrimony: the ABC's of Marriage is the hilariously irreverent coloring book perfect for weddings, showers, engagements, and couples of all kinds. 

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The Balls and Box flip book!

The Balls and Box flip book!  Two books in one in a beautiful 8" x 8" graphic novel quality softcover. 

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The Do You Want To Play With My Balls? Sticker

The Do You Want To Play With My Balls? Sticker is a 2.5 x 2.5 inch, high quality, vinyl decal you can stick all over the world. Get yours today and spread the joy of balls! 

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The Do You Want To Play With My Balls? T-shirt

The Do You Want To Play With My Balls? T-shirt.  Impress all your friends with this bold, super soft, heathered grey tee, sure to inspire spirited conversation and tons of smiles! 

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The Do You Want To Play With My Balls? E-Book

Buy the digital version of Do You Want To Play With My Balls? for your phone, tablet, or computer, and enjoy our balls wherever you go! 

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• Every now and then there comes a book that awakens the spirit of childlike joy and laughter in young and old alike. Do You Want To Play With My Balls? is just that kind of book, full of innocence and irreverence, and sure to make every member of your family vomit with glee. At once shockingly direct, unabashedly sentimental, and totally asinine, Do You Want To Play With My Balls? is a visually stunning treat, embellished with brightly colored images by award winning (**) illustrator Santiago Elizalde. It's a book for all occasions: baby showers, birthday parties, bed time readings, brisses... No coffee table, nursery, or kindergarten is complete without a copy. Go ahead, read it to the kids! They'll love it, but won't have a clue as to why you're turning blue with laughter!

  ** 2nd Place Prize, Canton Youth Bowling League

  ABOUT THE BOOKS

  In May of 2015 a video was released of a young woman reading a copy of Do You Want To Play With My Balls?, a hilarious, children's book parody for adults. In one day her Facebook video received over 1 million views, and over 50 million by month’s end. This prompted an Internet explosion that not only put Do You Want To Play With My Balls? on the map, but on the entire globe. Six years later, by popular demand, the sequel Do You Want To Play With My Box? (the girl's addition if you will) was finally released. Perfect for birthday parties, baby showers or local pubs, once these books are in your hands you will have no choice but to show them to all your friends and family, and, like the video gone viral, the laughter will grow and grow!

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