Do You Want To Play With My Box?

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We at Bum Bum Books are super excited to bring to you our new, long awaited, second book, and sequel to Do You Want To Play With My Balls? … If you enjoyed our first book, you’ll LOVE Do You Want To Play With My Box?, the “Girls Edition” of our series, with all the laughter, joy, and Cifaldi Brother humor you’ve come to expect 🙂 Check out our Kickstater Campaign at the link below, and be the first to order your copy of Do You Want To Play With My Box?, a children’s story … for adults. KICKSTARTER for Do you Want To Play With My Box?

Balls, Snow, & Time

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Hi all, For those of you that live in the midwest, or north, or anywhere that makes the local weatherman look stupid on a daily basis, Surely you can relate to the necessity of a winter hibernation. We’ve been on one for a while, and it’s about time to start stretching the limbs and thinking about climbing out of the cave … what’s on the spring-time docket you ask? Our next book is in the final stages of creation! We’re super excited and looking to start pre-sales some time this year. Stay tuned for updates! Our social media is up, running, and spreading smiles 🙂 Check us out on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram. We’re all registered to vote, and sincerely …

May you have a Happy Holidays, and celebrate with Balls!

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Hi all, We at Bum Bum Books would like to wish you a happy holiday season, and look forward to helping you spread boatloads of laughter and cheer! If you don’t already know, a properly gifted copy of Do You Want To Play With My Balls? can bring more joy to your holiday party, white elephant, stocking stuffing, etc., than the whole of Santa’s loot!  And, to help keep some much needed cash in your wallet, we’re taking 10% off all books purchased through our site. However, if you’re more comfortable shopping through Amazon and/or Ebay, our book is also available at both sites as well (full price, unfortunately, as they take a hefty % to list on their page). …

Happy Fathers Day!

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We at Bum Bum Books would like to wish a very happy Fathers Day to all the Papa’s throughout this crazy, beautiful world!  May you be properly spoiled all day long, and receive a copy of Do You Want To Play With My Balls? – the gift that’s guaranteed to bring smiles, and laughter, and laughter, and smiles 🙂 Enjoy the day, Matt  

Still Kick’n

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Hi folks, I wanted to send out a brief update to let everyone know that we are indeed still kick’n, and selling books, though not without some bumps and bruises along the way.  We have received several emails wondering what’s been going on lately, and, well … it’s been a strange chunk of months to say the least. You may have noticed that on Amazon our book is currently selling for the low, low price of $58.79 … what a deal!  The reason behind this mammoth mark up is that, due to technical difficulties, our book was mistakenly re-categorized as a “Retail Text Book” (which we are not authorized to sell). Yes, that’s right, a Text Book called Do You …

And then there was sun …

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Hello fine folk, After a long, cold winter of hibernation, and the ensuing hangover that occurs when you step outside and realize your pale and pasty skin would fit right in at a mortician’s work shop, we have finally splashed water on our faces and are getting ready for a fruitful spring/summer Bum Bum run! SHIRTS!  Do You Want To Play With My Balls? shirts have been printed and will be ready for purchase sometime this month.  These fashionable T’s are grey with black print, high quality, soft, and sexy as all get out!  Check back for a link with details and pricing info … coming soon! BOOKS!  Though we have indeed been sleeping and snoring like stinky bears (oh, …

Happy Happy Holidays!

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With humble gratitude, we at Bum Bum Books would like to thank you for your support, joy and over all awesomeness this year.  May your holiday season be safe, and filled with eggnog-out-the-nose, belly laughs of love! To you and yours, Matt

Happy Vault of Midnight Holidays!

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Hello fine folk of the world! The holidays have officially arrived which means somewhere right now there are grown adults fighting, scratching, and biting inside a Walmart in order to be first in line for a half priced Nerf Blaster for their kid.  But fear not; there are other options!  I’m here to save you from any unnecessary corporate altercations and let you know about a wonderful local establishment you should definitely check out before Christmas comes and goes, and all that’s left are chunks of poorly dyed hair on the ground in aisle three … If you’re ever in the Ann Arbor area, The Vault Of Midnight on Main St. is an absolute must visit.  This wonderfully diverse establishment …

It’s A Beautiful World

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Recently I traveled a good chunk of the country in my car (a solo road trip for the soul) and was reminded of just how strange, amazing, and beautiful this world is.  All I had to do was open my eyes, and the visual rewards were endless … I watched a high school kid snort three lines of Sweet N’ Low for $2.00 at a Denny’s in Michigan with his “friends.” At a rest stop in Minnesota I witnessed a self-sufficient, eco-friendly Boston Terrier first do her business, and then promptly eat said business until it was no more. I saw a girl wearing a Buddha shirt walk three full bocks without lifting her head up from her phone. It …

Bum Bum Horoscope — GEMINI (and more …:))

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Gemini: (May 21st to June 20th) Somewhere in the universe is your Gemini doppelganger, and this month they will have a strong impact on your physical health.  Pay close attention to aches and pains for there is a distinct possibility that this “other you” just got smacked in the face for offending an old lady at the grocery store, consequently leaving you to feel the transferred effects of her old and callused hand.  Due to the leering position of the moon, however, this geriatric spanking may turn out to be quite enjoyable.  As a result, listen carefully to the beating of your heart when passing old folk homes, and find your balance in knitting, Twinkies, stamp collecting, and Harold and …